Boris Johnson is nothing if not entertaining. A master prevaricator, he is never more adept, more charming, than when he lies about lying. Like many men of a certain age, he has not yet fully realized that nothing ever really disappears from the Internet. Or maybe, having survived so many so-called career ending scandals, he has come to believe the greatest lie of them all, that he is not only invincible but indispensable.
Every politician, every corporate executive or labour leader, every professor or pundit, every expert or, maybe even, every barista should have a sign somewhere in their house or place of work: The graveyards are full of indispensable people.
Just kidding about the barista—working stiffs know their labour is just a commodity, easily replaced and soon forgotten.
But has Partygate and the pork pie plot put an end to Johnson’s career? It’s much too early to say—check back in a week, because as they say, a week is a lifetime when it comes to politics.
There are certainly signs pointing to his demise—but there have been signs like this since he was a school boy at Eton where he was described by the masters as lazy and unreliable but was loved by his classmates who found him clever and entertaining. His time as a journalist was peppered with indiscretions—all forgiven.
When he first entered politics, then British PM, Conservative John Major had to be persuaded not to veto his candidacy before plunking him down in a riding in Wales where he was shellacked by the Labour party. But like a bad penny, Boris kept turning up, transforming his celebrity as an entertainer on English TV satires (he even won a British equivalent of an Emmy one year) into a successful run as Mayor of London. Returning to Parliament, he became a champion of Brexit, soon overshadowing the charmless Nigel Farage, and a thorn in side of PM Theresa May, whom he replaced after a caucus revolt forced her out. Boris, of course, had nothing to do with that; he was merely picking up the pieces and delivering Brexit.
When Parliament wouldn’t approve his deal and the Supreme Court said he had violated the law, he called a snap election in 2019 and delivered the biggest Conservative victory in more than 30 years, including winning seats Labour had held for nearly a century. Brexit was finalized shortly afterward.
Then came COVID. Like most Conservative leaders around the world, he first dismissed the danger, then imposed severe measures (while allowing plenty of room for cheating), then relaxed too soon only to have the virus come surging back. The economic disruption cause by Brexit was soon masked by the economic turmoil of COVID providing plenty of cover for Johnson to escape public blame.
Next came Omicron and the December crackdown that caused 90 Conservatives MPs to vote against the government, forcing Johnson to rely on Labour support to pass his legislation. As rumours began to swirl about lockdown parties at 10 Downing Street (the PMs official residence if you don’t know) not merely in 2020 but as recently as the night before Prince Phillip’s funeral, the public spoke and, in a by-election, defeated a Conservative candidate in a riding the party had held for 200 years. The only saving grace for Boris was that it was the Liberal Democrats rather than Labour that took the seat.
For the last month, Boris has been spinning and spinning. First, he said he wasn’t at the parties, then that he didn’t stay, then that he did stay but didn’t know it was against the rules and so on, you can see the pattern for yourself. Finally, he was forced to appoint an independent investigator into the business and is now asking (almost begging) his MPs to remain loyal until the report is in, hoping, perhaps against hope, that he will be exonerated.
Not everyone is willing to wait. This morning one Conservative MP, first elected in the 2019 sweep, crossed the floor to Labour. Another half dozen or more have filed letters of non-confidence in the PM. Only one person knows the total number of rebellious MPs but if it reaches 54 (15% of the Tory caucus), it will trigger a leadership review. Johnson may not necessarily lose a review vote but Theresa May didn’t lose either but was still ousted a few months later.
Will Johnson pull another escape act and maintain his Teflon reputation. Keep watching the headlines. If nothing else, it should prove entertaining. And the good news for the UK is that if Johnson does lose his job, he is unlikely to try to stage a coup.
Brought to you because truth is definitely stranger than fiction.